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Founded 05/1995.

Hi Sister Leslie,
I would like to share with my fellow on-line bipolars my view of the perfect house.

The Bipolar Home
A creation of Mindspin Corp.

The designers at mindspin Corp. have developed a selection of homes created especially for the manic-depressive homeowner. Our goal is to meet the sometimes peculiar, but ever so unique needs of the manic depressive, so they may truly feel like a KING IN THEIR OWN CASTLE.

Some of the features to those in manic state are:

1. A fully stocked china shop; complete with bull suit.
2. Collapsible walls. Just kick them in, and pull them back out.
3. A pick ax, gardening tools, ironing board, and 100 page to do list, are all conveniently located in one small room. This allows the manic homeowner the ease of starting everything at once without accomplishing anything.
4. All the clocks have their hands and numbers removed.
5. Parking is accessible by either conventional garage or launch pad.

At Mindspin Corp., we understand the special needs of the depressed homeowner. Here are some of the following built in features:

1. The Bipolar Home is completely self cleaning.
2. All mirrors are built on a 180 degree swivel, which enables them to be turned into the wall.
3. Medications and sharp objects are in cabinets with adult proof safety latches.
4. For an additional association fee, Mindspin Corp. offers an on-call service whereby our representative will come to your home to answer the door bell, take phone calls, and make important decisions for you such as, "Which outfit do I look uglier in?"

Feeling down because those loved ones have gone on vacation and left you behind? Your Bipolar Home has the solution. Simply go to the closet and pull out your Concerned Loved One Blow Up Doll. That's right; just inflate the doll, pull the cord, and your Concerned Loved One aimlessly repeats, "what's wrong with you...what's wrong with you?"

Stop by and visit with a Mindspin representative today. We're here for you.

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Modified August 16, 2003.