Into the Void

Valentine’s Day spoof card. I got a good laugh out of this!

Yes, that’s right, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. Six more weeks of winter. Happy Groundhog Day!

And others the [pe] it is dense the cat cat
Hungry Cats

“Harapeko Neko Neko” (“Hungry Cats”) is a Japanese stop-action animation in which two cats are trying to tell their rather dim-witted owner what they want for dinner. They are rather strange cats, as tall as their owner, with expressionless faces and and zippers in the back. The overall impression I get from my limited exposure to Japanimation is that the Japanese conceptualize animals as being little people in fursuits.

Even funnier than the video is the geeky deconstruction on a NHK (Japan Broadcasting Corporation) TV show “Digital Stadium.”

Engrish translation by Yahoo Babelfish.

The person of motif and this movie, cat the feeling which has been made foolish going hand in hand (in good sense,) the [te] it was good. When you look at the collapse of last set, when “the lie where entertainment and the movie were after all made” is, the thought [wa] it is done keenly, (you think too much kana? ). You think two writers thinks that the head and sense are good, that and, also degree of completion of the work itself is high. We want becoming “the Cohen sibling” of the doll animation boundary.

Although expression of the cat does not change, the feeling which is gotten angry having come out enormously, it was even the excessively funny work. Also song is good!

While the cat, is a little larger than the human which to do, the bull bull the place where it approaches in the uncle does not accumulate!!

It can enjoy everyone, “the [u] of everyone it is” PV of the wind. The song which has the agitation just a little to be lovely weirdness the humorous place. Betraying development expectation in [ii] sense, it was funny.

See more incomprehensible videos at NHK “Digital Stadium.”

Thanks to kittehboi.

Don’t forget to track Santa on the NORAD site.

Santa Videos.

The Relative Risk of Shark Attacks to Humans Compared to Other Risks

Yes, but a chainsaw doesn’t look at you with black, soulless eyes as it bites.

I noe haz nommed yet, Honest!

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moar funny pictures

Just found this interesting Wii Wii game on Thinkgeek. According to the blurb on the box,

“Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.”

Awesome!

Top Office Pranks.

This is good, a series of pictures of what folks do to co-workers who are away on vacation. My favorite is the sprouts in the keyboard, a nice “welcome home” for the nature-lover in the office.

I’m reminded of what the entire office did to DH before we were dating. Moths in the cedar pencil holder, a phone list with the phone numbers removed, drawers reversed on the desk. The drawers weren’t just moved, the slides were moved so that the file drawer was on the other side. As he explained it, he didn’t get that the drawers were reversed. He perceived it as a vague uneasiness, a sense that something was wrong but he couldn’t quite put his finger on it. You feel that way after a four-week vacation, right?

Everything on the cork board was photocopied and the photocopies placed up on the board. His new diploma was reduced to about 1.5×1.5 inches. All the implements in his pencil holder were rubber-banded together so that when he pulled out a pencil the whole bunch sprang out.

What we did to his teaching manual was the most insidious. One of the guys photocopied some pr0n – I have no idea why he had pr0n in the office. I took the manual to the print shop, removed the GBH binding, punched the pr0n and bound it back into the document. Poor fellow was teaching a course from the manual.

Bored technicians and engineers are a dangerous lot.

I think we should bring back the codpiece.

Tiberon Film festival picture:

Codpieces in the Stanley Kubric film A Clockwork Orange.

Presidential Piece: