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September 30th, 2007A little dark humor from Tom’s Jokes Collection.
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A little dark humor from Tom’s Jokes Collection.
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dark+humor
suicide+hotline
suicide
“Baseball bats are now the preferred weapon for many drug gangs and others who have a business need to administer behavioral reminders. They’re cheap, lethal, legal, untraceable, and hey! it’s the national pastime.”
— George Carlin

Cheney/Satan 2008 Bumper Sticker
It’s here, the first must-have bumper sticker of the election cycle. Get ‘em while they’re hot.
Thanks to Max for the excellent photoshop work.
presidential election
Cheney
political humor
satan
Dick Cheney
religion
bumper sticker

This one showed up in Google AdWords.
No thanks. I already have quite enough.

Cheney/Satan 2008 Bumper Sticker
It’s here, the first must-have bumper sticker of the election cycle. Get ‘em while they’re hot.
Thanks to Max for the excellent photoshop work.
presidential election
Cheney
political humor
satan
Dick Cheney
religion
bumper sticker
Inside the Hotdog Factory: 39 Years Ago Today: Anniversary of the Death of Lenny Bruce
An insight into neurolinguistics from an unexpected source. Lenny Bruce had died over 10 years before I first heard this on a vinyl LP back in the late ’70s.
“Believe me, I’m not profound, this is something that I assume someone must have laid on me, because I do not have an original thought. I am screwed. I speak English. That’s it. I was not born in a vacuum. Every thought I have belongs to somebody else. Then I must just take, ding ding ding, somewhere.”
– Lenny Bruce
Surfing the ‘net and came across this wonderful set of photos in which photographers show their imagination and Photoshop skills by creating an picture of themselves kissing themselves, hence “Selfkisss.” [Spelling intentional.]
What is surprising is the range of emotions expressed in the photos, and how true the photographers/artists were to themselves in creating a fanciful moment of self-love.
‘The marvellous thing about a photograph is that it captures a glance, a gesture, a moment, fleeting reality, the wellspring of emotion.
However, what is presented here does not exist, never existed and will never exist.
But through technical mastery, one stands before it, like a aerialist on his wire, in unstable balance between “I believe it” and “I do not believe it.”‘
– Louis Samaria, Pupsam
Tr. Leslie
The Prius is a total loss. It was going to cost over $9000 to repair it.
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