Into the Void

Back off, man, I’m co-creating my reality.

Lemming Telefonseelsorge

September 30th, 2007

Lemming Telefonseelsorge

Lemming Suicide Hotline

A little dark humor from Tom’s Jokes Collection.

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September 29th, 2007

Meow Mix Blocked!

Screen capture of Meow Mix Sweepstakes error message.

They could give me time to get out to the kitchen for the UPC code plus feed whatever animals got in the way as I tried to get back to the computer with it.

Sheesh.

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TFTD - Gun Control

September 24th, 2007

“Baseball bats are now the preferred weapon for many drug gangs and others who have a business need to administer behavioral reminders. They’re cheap, lethal, legal, untraceable, and hey! it’s the national pastime.”
— George Carlin

Bumper Sticker - Cheney and Satan

August 30th, 2007

Cheney/Satan 2008
Cheney/Satan 2008 Bumper Sticker

It’s here, the first must-have bumper sticker of the election cycle. Get ‘em while they’re hot.

Thanks to Max for the excellent photoshop work.

Shopping for PMS? Find it on eBay!

August 19th, 2007

Shopping for PMS

This one showed up in Google AdWords.

No thanks. I already have quite enough.

Bumper Sticker: Cheney/Satan 2008

July 19th, 2007

Cheney/Satan 2008
Cheney/Satan 2008 Bumper Sticker

It’s here, the first must-have bumper sticker of the election cycle. Get ‘em while they’re hot.

Thanks to Max for the excellent photoshop work.

TFTD: Original Thought?

July 9th, 2007

Inside the Hotdog Factory: 39 Years Ago Today: Anniversary of the Death of Lenny Bruce

An insight into neurolinguistics from an unexpected source. Lenny Bruce had died over 10 years before I first heard this on a vinyl LP back in the late ’70s.

“Believe me, I’m not profound, this is something that I assume someone must have laid on me, because I do not have an original thought. I am screwed. I speak English. That’s it. I was not born in a vacuum. Every thought I have belongs to somebody else. Then I must just take, ding ding ding, somewhere.”
– Lenny Bruce

Selfkiss

July 5th, 2007

pupsam_selfkisss_diaporama

Surfing the ‘net and came across this wonderful set of photos in which photographers show their imagination and Photoshop skills by creating an picture of themselves kissing themselves, hence “Selfkisss.” [Spelling intentional.]

What is surprising is the range of emotions expressed in the photos, and how true the photographers/artists were to themselves in creating a fanciful moment of self-love.

‘The marvellous thing about a photograph is that it captures a glance, a gesture, a moment, fleeting reality, the wellspring of emotion.
However, what is presented here does not exist, never existed and will never exist.
But through technical mastery, one stands before it, like a aerialist on his wire, in unstable balance between “I believe it” and “I do not believe it.”‘

– Louis Samaria, Pupsam
Tr. Leslie

Bushism du Jour

July 3rd, 2007

Excellent Bush Quote generator script from The Bush Quote Generator.

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Prius Crash Pics

June 27th, 2007

The Prius is a total loss. It was going to cost over $9000 to repair it.

Prius Crash pictures


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