Thought for the day:
“Actually, it seems to me the life of a middle aged male is a race between hair falling out of its own accord and getting ripped out over stress and irritation. Women have it harder—they have to rip it all out.”
– John Walker, founder of Autodeskin The Hacker’s Diet, Electronic Edition, 1993.
Like many folks on psych meds, I’m obese. I make no excuses. I hate being fat and I’m doing what I can.
The other weekend I decided to break my diet and have breakfast at a Perkins Pancake House on a Sunday morning with two family members who are also on psych meds for bipolar disorder.
As the three of us were being led back to the table one of the wait staff looked me over then turned and called out to another staff member, “We got three pork chops!”
There is simply no call for Perkins employees to verbally abuse their customers, not even the lard-asses. It was the low spot of the day, and it has totally dimmed my enthusiasm for Perkins restaurants. I most certainly won’t set foot in the Moorestown, NJ restaurant again. Too bad for them, because when I’m there I eat a lot.
Perkins Pancake House 
obesity 
bipolar disorder 
rude waiters 
bipolar
Sign on the wall at the cashier’s station in a drive-through Taco Bell. The sign has since been moved, apparently because Taco Bell realized that customers can read. I doubt that it’s because Corporate noticed that there is an epidemic of obesity in the US.
ATTENTION CASHIERS
When ringing up a Value Meal your reply to the customer must be…
“That is a Large Value Meal. will there be anything else?”
Do not ask:
- Medium or Large?
- What size?
- Do you want Medium?
Leslie Fails Pillager Retraining.
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